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Amazing Things Bartenders Say, Pt. I

Bartender: How old are you?

Me: Twenty-seven.

Bartender: Woah. You look twenty-two. I guess that’s why I was attracted to you.

Me:

Bartender: (unironically) Twenty-seven is just kind of old.

Me: How old are you?

Bartender: Thirty.